Method B: The simple one, but might need a bit of luck
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On an ordinary street.
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Step 1: Find a cat
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/_____\ /_____\ Dr: Listen up: it's a BLUE CAT.
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| Blatant | < So? Based on the picture, it should be easy to find, right?
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| Blatant | < Emmm...If you can't find one here, why not try Japan?
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Step 2: Befriend the blue cat
+-----------+ .-------------------------------------------------------------------. | Dr. | | If we want its help, we'd better befriend it first. | Blatant | < Theoretically, whether we can become friends depends on | Nonsense | | whether our descendants in 2112 can buy it... +-----------+ '-------------------------------------------------------------------| +-----------+ .-------------------------------------------------------------------. | Dr. | | | Blatant | < But! There's an easier way! | | | +-----------+ '-------------------------------------------------------------------|
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| Blatant | < Uh...well, that would certainly help...
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Step 3: Use a gadget!
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Dr: Now for the simplest step: have the blue cat use a gadet to help us!
Dr: Ta-da! It's a Time Machine!
Dr: Just sleep a full eight hours, then use the time machine to go back to the moment before you slept!
Dr: You don't even need to spend three hours!
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So...does that mean we could also | | |
try to find > | StudentC |
Dio Brando | | |
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*Dio Brando, from the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure--
his Stand, The World, can stop time
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| Blatant | < Uh, who's that?
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| Blatant | < You, come see me after the talk and I'll catch up on that anime.
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+-----------+ .-------------------------------------------------------------------. | Dr. | | | Blatant | < Ah--no no, I mean, that could also be a very good method! | Nonsense | | +-----------+ '-------------------------------------------------------------------|
I think:
A. Maybe I should listen to the other method...
B. I can't take it--go punch him!
C. Emmm...That makes sense...?