Emmm...

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|  Dr.      |   |  Exactly!    
|  Blatant  |  <   My tutorial is useful, right?                                   
|  Nonsense |   |  You are truly full of potential! 
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|  Blatant  |  <   Come, come, lean in a little closer--I'll tell you a secret...                         
|  Nonsense |   | 
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The secret is...

NEITHER of these methods

actually

Works!!!

...

Eh, eh, wait, don't hit me!
I've got another tutorial right here--want to take a look?
How to Google something without Googling it